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You’re a schoolgirl dressed in a very revealing costume.
That’s probably illegal. Take your pass.
You’re a grown man looking for schoolgirls dressed in very revealing costumes.
That should be illegal. Take your pass.
You’re a grown man dating a schoolgirl dressed in a very revealing costume.
I’d say that’s illegal. Take your pass.

You’re a grown man dressed in a very revealing schoolgirl costume.
There is no God.  
Just take your pass.



No, I do not want to trade pokemon with you.
Get away from me.
No, I do not want to be ‘owned’, in Smash Brothers.
Get away from me.
No, I do not want to join your live action roleplay group.
Get away from me.

No. I do not care how good your Charizard is.
I do not want to trade pokemon with you.
Just get away from me.



The fangirls decided to introduce me to “Yaoi”.
It might just be the bright lights, but… I swear, my eyes are burning.
The fanboys decided to introduce me to “Hentai”.
It might just be the Yaoi, but… I swear, my eyes are still burning.
The fangirls decided to introduce me to the “tackle glomp”.
It might just be the concussion, but… I swear, there used to be a wall here.

Then the fanboys and fangirls decided to introduce me to “crossplaying”.
It might just be my burning eyes playing tricks, maybe even that concussion again, but…
I’d swear, you’re that creepy schoolgirl guy again!



You would like me to take a photo of your Naruto cosplay group?
Well, I really don’t have the time, but… alright. Just this once.
You would like me take a photo of your live action roleplay group?
Well, I really don’t have the time, but… alright. Just this once.
You would like me to take a photo of your Boy Scouts group?
Well, I don’t see how that’s related, but… alright. Just this once.

You would like me to take a photo of your…
Wait! Damnit, creepy schoolgirl guy!
I told you to wait your turn!



The convention was finally over. Everyone has packed up and gone home.
I’ll have a scotch and coke thanks.
The convention was finally over. My eyes are bleeding.
I’ll have a scotch and coke thanks.
The convention was finally over. My soul has been left a burnt out, empty husk.
I’ll have a scotch and coke thanks.

The convention was finally over.
Until next year.
No scotch? Whatever you have left then.
A little piece I came up with today while I was bored. I actually have quite a lot to do with the organisation of an anime convention in Adelaide, known as "AVCon", the Adelaide Anime and Videogames Convention.

I actually quite enjoy anime conventions. This is simply taking a grossly exaggerated shot at the quirks of an anime con, through the eyes of a volunteer at their first convention.

Enjoy. Comment if you wish. Critique is encouraged and I'd love to hear it; but just keep in mind I wrote this in the span of an hour or so, eh?

Oh, and points go to those that know the source of the picture.
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ParallelCat Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I know this is a really old post, but oh my God I just laughed until I was crying. Best thing ever. :D
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akatem Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Student Filmographer
XD Thanks for making my day!
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MisterSlick Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012
You are most certainly welcome. :)
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akatem Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012  Student Filmographer
:D heehee!
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Netherguard Featured By Owner May 25, 2011
Nyahahaha... one of the funniest things I've read on the subject in a long time
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Nayaru-Mayame Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2010   Traditional Artist
xD lol
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jhsfreakxxx Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2010
Funniest thingever%uE415
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milky-sea Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010
okay, well, maybe.....
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milky-sea Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010
Dude, this is NOT what anime cons are like. :x
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HitaHani Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love anime conventions, they're one of my favorite things in the world. Yet everything you described is so true it's scary. It's make me wonder why on Earth I like them. Haha
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